So there I was dead……
It was five minutes past midnight on the 1st of February 2024. 49 years to the minute I was born. Happy fucking birthday!
Oh wait, oh wait let’s go forward in time as this hasn’t happened yet. Although it has happened. We’ll get to that
This is not a story about crime travel. Sorry time travel. Seriously. No seriously. This is a true story. This is age old story story about a girl called… Hmm I dont have a name at this point. Oh ok it’s spoiler Pandora, that used to be a boy called Steve. Or maybe the story of a boy called Steve that… Or maybe Roxy. No no no I hate that name.…. I was Still holding onto Steve at that point … my younger self would get there. Just gotta get through 2024 first…
Anyway….
I woke up and all I could hear was shouting. Where was I? Was I a prisoner. Had I been kidnapped? I had a thing on my head that you get when you fall on train tracks…. Not this. Its very very Important and relevant? Nah. Two or three episodes down we’ll cover this
I only went to see one film with my parents and they hated it. Especially Yoda…. Not at all relevant
I touched the computer and it was like my brain suddenly came to life…. Not relevant but it’s particularly dramatic enough. File that in the pre Kleenex sections….
So when I put the Ankh around my neck. That was the moment that everything changed…. No, no, no again important. Major IMPORTANT but still not right as a starting point…
Nah let’s start just before the change over. Before the regeneration.
Obviously I survive this. Though there are probably many points within the Multiverse where I don’t make it this far. I wonder if the version of me that got this far is a rarity within the simulated multiverse or if like Loki in his show, I am actually a natural survivor
I was right the first time. So let’s do it. We’’ll get there… We got this champ!!!
……………………AND GO……………………
……………………SO THERE I WAS DEAD……………………
AGAIN
Game over
